There are some lines in movies that just stick with people. Not because they’re deep or dramatic, but because they’re downright funny. The kind of quotes you hear once and then repeat to your friends a hundred times. Sometimes it’s the delivery, sometimes it’s the timing, and sometimes it’s just plain silly writing that somehow becomes iconic. So, let’s dive into 50 funny movie quotes that never get old.
The Quotes
I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
– The Office
It’s just a flesh wound
– Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Fat guy in a little coat!
– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
My preciousssss
– The Lord of the Rings
There’s no crying in baseball!
– A League of Their Own
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley
– Airplane!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
– The Princess Bride
I feel the need… the need for speed!
– Top Gun
I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight
– The Devil Wears Prada
It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one
– The Hangover
I’m kind of a big deal
– Anchorman
So you’re telling me there’s a chance!
– Dumb and Dumber
That’s just like, your opinion, man
– The Big Lebowski
I volunteer as tribute!
– The Hunger Games
Nobody puts Baby in a corner
– Dirty Dancing
I’ll have what she’s having
– When Harry Met Sally
Why so serious?
– The Dark Knight
Show me the money!
– Jerry Maguire
There’s a snake in my boot!
– Toy Story
This is Sparta!
– 300
You shall not pass!
– The Lord of the Rings
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get
– Forrest Gump
I’m the king of the world!
– Titanic
Just keep swimming
– Finding Nemo
If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer
– Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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I like to move it, move it
– Madagascar
It’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die!
– Despicable Me
Oh no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast
– King Kong
You had me at hello
– Jerry Maguire
If you can’t beat them, confuse them
– The Prank War
I didn’t forget… I just didn’t remember.
– The Forgetful Spy
Alright! Maybe I haven’t handled that pressure perfectly myself.
– Happy Gilmore 2
Fish are friends, not food.
– Finding Nemo
If I wasn’t terrified of heights, I’d like this. But, I’m terrified of heights, so I don’t like this
– Big Hero 6
If you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick, you’re a princess
– Moana
First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault
– A Bug’s Life
Your farts aren’t manly. They sound like a baby blowing out birthday candles
– The Other Guys
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity
– Rush Hour
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!
– The Dark Knight
First we mine, then we craft. LET’S MINECRAFT!
– A Minecraft Movie
Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!
– Laurel and Hardy
I’m glad he’s single, because I’m going to climb that like a tree
– Bridesmaids
Saving comedy is no laughing matter.
– The Naked Gun
Don’t think of it as lying. Think of it as high stakes pretending
– Despicable Me 4
Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make
– Shrek
I suffer from short-term memory loss. It runs in my family… At least, I think it does
– Finding Nemo
You’re like the smart, handsome guy who’s secretly a loser, and I’m like the dumb, ugly guy who’s secretly cool
– 21 Jump Street
Maybe we should investigate other crimes? Like, not drug crimes. Maybe we do like—taxes?
– 22 Jump Street
If we can get to the freezer aisle, maybe we’ll live long enough to figure this out
– Sausage Party
You’re like the appendix. Nobody knows why you’re here, but if you act up, I’ll cut you out
– Ride Along
Funny movie quotes don’t always come from comedies. Sometimes it’s the way a serious line gets taken out of context and turned into a meme, or the way fans just latch onto something silly. Either way, these lines are part of movie culture now.
Next time you watch one of these films, see if you can stop yourself from repeating the quote out loud. Spoiler: you probably won’t.