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50 Funny Movie Quotes That Never Get Old

There are some lines in movies that just stick with people. Not because they’re deep or dramatic, but because they’re downright funny. The kind of quotes you hear once and then repeat to your friends a hundred times. Sometimes it’s the delivery, sometimes it’s the timing, and sometimes it’s just plain silly writing that somehow becomes iconic. So, let’s dive into 50 funny movie quotes that never get old.


The Quotes

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

The Office

It’s just a flesh wound

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Fat guy in a little coat!

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

My preciousssss

The Lord of the Rings

There’s no crying in baseball!

A League of Their Own

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley

Airplane!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

The Princess Bride

I feel the need… the need for speed!

Top Gun

I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight

The Devil Wears Prada

It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one

The Hangover

I’m kind of a big deal

Anchorman

So you’re telling me there’s a chance!

Dumb and Dumber

That’s just like, your opinion, man

The Big Lebowski

I volunteer as tribute!

The Hunger Games

Nobody puts Baby in a corner

Dirty Dancing

I’ll have what she’s having

When Harry Met Sally

Why so serious?

The Dark Knight

Show me the money!

Jerry Maguire

There’s a snake in my boot!

Toy Story

This is Sparta!

300

You shall not pass!

The Lord of the Rings

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get

Forrest Gump

I’m the king of the world!

Titanic

Just keep swimming

Finding Nemo

If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Disney Movie Quotes That Inspire and Delight
Anime Quotes That Capture Life’s Greatest Truths

I like to move it, move it

Madagascar

It’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die!

Despicable Me

Oh no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast

King Kong

You had me at hello

Jerry Maguire

If you can’t beat them, confuse them

The Prank War

I didn’t forget… I just didn’t remember.

The Forgetful Spy

Alright! Maybe I haven’t handled that pressure perfectly myself.

Happy Gilmore 2

Fish are friends, not food.

Finding Nemo

If I wasn’t terrified of heights, I’d like this. But, I’m terrified of heights, so I don’t like this

Big Hero 6

If you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick, you’re a princess

Moana

First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault

A Bug’s Life

Your farts aren’t manly. They sound like a baby blowing out birthday candles

The Other Guys

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity

Rush Hour

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!

The Dark Knight

First we mine, then we craft. LET’S MINECRAFT!

A Minecraft Movie

Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!

Laurel and Hardy

I’m glad he’s single, because I’m going to climb that like a tree

Bridesmaids

Saving comedy is no laughing matter.

The Naked Gun

Don’t think of it as lying. Think of it as high stakes pretending

Despicable Me 4

Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make

Shrek

I suffer from short-term memory loss. It runs in my family… At least, I think it does

Finding Nemo

You’re like the smart, handsome guy who’s secretly a loser, and I’m like the dumb, ugly guy who’s secretly cool

21 Jump Street

Maybe we should investigate other crimes? Like, not drug crimes. Maybe we do like—taxes?

22 Jump Street

If we can get to the freezer aisle, maybe we’ll live long enough to figure this out

Sausage Party

You’re like the appendix. Nobody knows why you’re here, but if you act up, I’ll cut you out

Ride Along

Funny movie quotes don’t always come from comedies. Sometimes it’s the way a serious line gets taken out of context and turned into a meme, or the way fans just latch onto something silly. Either way, these lines are part of movie culture now.

Next time you watch one of these films, see if you can stop yourself from repeating the quote out loud. Spoiler: you probably won’t.

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